OT: Humourous Signs on the West Coast (New Zealand)

On a road Trip to the West Coast (New Zealand), we found the merchandise, prices and marketing rather peculiar. This store had a particular broad but limited range of products and services:

Painted Blackboard sign in mud reading 'Psychic Reading, Vege's & Soap'

While the petrol in Ikamatua seemed just a little over-priced:

Petrol Station price listings at a petrol station where prices are 'ARM' and 'LEG'